hand-made ceramic vase made by actor Seth Rogan is going to a new
home. TMZ reports the vase sold for about ten-thousand dollars at
an auction in Canada on Thursday. *I hope the buyer knows that
just because it's made by Seth Rogan, doesn't mean it's filled with
weed. (Paul Dudley)
was National Eat Your Vegetables Day. The veggies your parents
always made you eat can contain protein, vitamins, minerals and
antioxidants. *Unfortunately though, none of them contain
naturally occurring processed cheese dip. (Paul
would have been Roger Ebert's 78th birthday. *Ebert will have a happy
birthday in heaven, because he won't be forced to watch Fast &
Furious 9. (Dave Vincent)
of next month's Tokyo Olympics plan to give away about 150-thousand
condoms to athletes. The organizers are urging athletes to
socially distance themselves to protect against the coronavirus.
The most popular person in the Olympic Village? *The guy who uses
a condom, and can still maintain 6 feet of social distancing.
is warning that hackers could spy on users, even get access to the
touch screen and steal personal information. Apparently, hackers
can install fake versions of apps like Netflix and Spotify. *Great,
another excuse for me to avoid turning on the exercise equipment.
Kardashian continues to struggle with her divorce from Kanye West.
*Mainly 'cause he's the only man in the World to ever see her
completely dressed. (Bill Williams)
Affleck's ex, Jennifer Garner, is reportedly very happy that Affleck
and Jennifer Lopez have reconnected, and says she thinks JLo is
great. *Of course Jennifer Garner is happy, she has finally
passed the torch to Jennifer Lopez...along with Ben's car keys.
company Mattel is gearing up to build a theme park in Arizona. In
Arizona? *The Theme of the park should be Trailer. (Dave
John’s has expanded their Papadia lineup with the introduction of the
900-calorie Parmesan Crusted Papadia. *In addition to what seems
like five pounds of cased meat and six pounds of cheese, the pizza
sandwich also comes with unfathomable amounts of shame and
regret. (Dave Vincent)
cost for a ticket to ride on a rocket to space is 28-million
dollars. That was the winning bid to join billionaire Jeff Bezos
on the maiden voyage of his Blue Origin spaceship next month. *A
trip to space with Jeff Bezos would be pretty cool, or as he's now
known, Bald Lightyear. (Paul Dudley)
tip: Mosquitoes are attracted to people who drink beer. *So this
summer, be safe and switch to Miller Genuine Citronella Draft!
King has unveiled its new 800 calorie Ch'King sandwich. *Burger
King got the idea after realizing they don't care how long you live.
customers can snag a free Slurpee this July if you join their loyalty
program. The giveaway is part of the convenience store's 94th
birthday celebration. Wow, Seven-Eleven is now 94 years old!
*What's just as impressive, the hot dogs in that rotating heat rack are
also 94 years old. (Paul Dudley)